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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
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The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work...
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #25538
I won’t say there aren’t any Harvard graduates who have never asserted a superior...
Quote #25649
Death is as casual-and often as unexpected-as birth. It is as difficult to define...
Quote #850
A nation which does not remember what it was yesterday, does not know what...
Quote #23479
Pale Death with impartial tread beats at the poor man’s cottage door and at...
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No gray hairs streak my soul, no grandfatherly fondness there I shake the world...
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Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to...
Quote #16879
I like the silent church before the service begins, better than any preaching.