Quote #19791
We should be eternally vigilant against attempts to check the expression of opinions that...
Quote #17081
I know some good marriages — marriages where both people are just trying to...
Quote #12307
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
Quote #28785
Quit thinking that you must halt before the barrier of inner negativity. You need...
Quote #2772
I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
Quote #4681
He who comes first, eats first.
Quote #4797
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius.
Quote #174
Never give a sucker an even break.
Quote #3662
Man is but a reed, the most feeble thing in nature, but he is...
Quote #11253
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.