Quote #20005
One thorn of experience is worth a whole wilderness of warning.
Quote #25735
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #10670
If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.
Quote #27910
I never put on a pair of shoes until I’ve worn them at least...
Quote #18257
Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the...
Quote #4395
Friends have all things in common.
Quote #22973
Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
Quote #19933
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Quote #27492
Setting an example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age...
Quote #32020
It is impossible to make people understand their ignorance for it requires knowledge to...