Quote #29581
If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
Quote #28390
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
Quote #1766
An optimist is a man who has never had much experience.
Quote #3309
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Quote #29503
There’s this big pie in show business, and you physically can’t eat the whole...
Quote #21288
The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes.
Quote #2984
A loving wife will do anything for her husband except stop criticizing him and...
Quote #17856
Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes...
Quote #13726
If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying...
Quote #13972
The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without...