Quote #13149
Jealousy: that Dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive.
Quote #28905
The white, the Hispanic, the black, the Arab, the Jew, the woman, the Native...
Quote #34744
Time for the weather report. It’s cold out folks. Bonecrushing cold. The kind of...
Quote #10430
A credit union is not an ordinary financial concern, seeking to enrich its members...
Quote #14352
The end of wisdom is to dream high enough to lose the dream in...
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #20315
The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.
Quote #18738
People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they’re not on your...
Quote #174
Never give a sucker an even break.
Quote #5463
You try to give away what you want yourself.