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You have all the characteristics of a popular politician a horrible voice, bad breeding,...
Quote #19001
Those who want the Government to regulate matters of the mind and spirit are...
Quote #1722
Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for...
Quote #16692
Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips...
Quote #12768
Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.
Quote #3675
If crime went down 100%, it would still be 50 times higher than it...
Quote #5795
Quality has to be caused, not controlled.
Quote #6503
Make all you can, save all you can, give all you can.
Quote #10665
The great use of life is to spend it for something that outlasts it.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...