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America guarantees equal opportunity, not equal outcome.
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A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in...
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One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s...
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People who cannot recognize a palpable absurdity are very much in the way of...
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The consciousness of self is the greatest hindrance to the proper execution of all...
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Some of the best lessons we ever learn are learned from past mistakes. The...