Quote #28391
I can’t stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something...
Quote #16967
Heaven always bears some proportion to earth. The god of the cannibal will be...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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There is more to life than increasing its speed.
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Dig the well before you are thirsty.
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Waste no more time arguing what a god man should be. Be one.
Quote #13926
It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
Quote #3946
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
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If you want to win friends, make it a point to remember them. If...
Quote #15212
All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health,...