Quote #891
To stand up — or be setup?
Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #6066
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #19343
An ignorant person is one who doesn’t know what you have just found out.
Quote #6163
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a- bitch.
Quote #23851
The arts are the servant wisdom its master.
Quote #18747
Hope is the thing with feathers That perches in the soul. And sings the...
Quote #17460
To be able to practice five things everywhere under heaven constitutes perfect virtue…They are...
Quote #29101
It is easier to talk about money — and much easier to talk about...
Quote #22915
It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.