Quote #13979
Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
Quote #34283
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #8828
When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on...
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #29553
The day a person becomes a cynic is the day he loses his youth.
Quote #27607
Our constitution works. Our great republic is a government of laws, not of men.
Quote #15247
It is no great thing to be humble when you are brought low; but...
Quote #5445
It is not giving children more that spoils them; it is giving them more...
Quote #1513
Learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all.
Quote #7004
Lighter is the wound foreseen.