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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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The truth is not always the same as the majority decision.
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Our sweetest songs are those that tell the saddest thoughts.
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He who would travel happily must travel light.
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Drink to me.
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I love those who yearn for the impossible.
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There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
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A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all...
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We like someone because. We love someone although.
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Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or to...