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If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared...
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As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...
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We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #13572
There is no security on this earth, there is only opportunity.
Quote #2219
Love is a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the...
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Laws are a dead letter without courts to expound and define their true meaning...
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We were born to die and we die to live. As seedlings of God,...
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There are three ingredients to the good life; learning, earning, and yearning.
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This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
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#3530. That which does not appear to exist is to be regarded as if...