Quote #14131
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about...
Quote #23063
Our brightest blazes of gladness are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks.
Quote #5545
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quote #25491
You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
Quote #13214
Every pilot needs a co-pilot, and let me tell you, it is awful nice...
Quote #28303
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #32219
History is the unfolding of miscalculation.
Quote #8543
The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values...
Quote #7940
I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as...
Quote #15637
The falling drops at last will wear the stone.