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The thirst for adventure is the vent which Destiny offers a war, a crusade,...
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A dramatic critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #22172
It distresses me, this failure to keep pace with the leaders of thought, as...
Quote #489
God is love, but get it in writing.
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If dogs could talk, perhaps we’d find it just as hard to get along...
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you...
Quote #1957
My object all sublime I shall achieve in time…
Quote #33836
A bully is not reasonable – he is persuaded only by threats.
Quote #16382
The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the...