Quote #13133
Things are never as bad as they seem.
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This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you: the one...
Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #3635
Scientists are the easiest to fool. They think in straight, predictable, directable, and therefore...
Quote #29897
The Lord’s Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, and there...
Quote #4351
A bad beginning makes a bad ending.
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Think about a woman. Doesn’t know you’re thinking about her. Doesn’t care you’re thinking...
Quote #18675
If you don’t learn to laugh at troubles, you won’t have anything to laugh...
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I keep the subject of my inquiry constantly before me, and wait till the...