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Advertisements… contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
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To them that ask, where have you seen the gods, or how do you...
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Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #26492
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
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But then there’s a moment like tonight, a profound and transcendent experience, the feeling...
Quote #1955
Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth. I sat at a...
Quote #4301
The descent to Hades is the same from every place.
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Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.
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I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going...
Quote #2394
Children are never too tender to be whipped. Like tough beefsteaks, the more you...