Quote #3725
Truth never comes into the world but like a bastard, to the ignominy of...
Quote #15983
Never value the valueless. The trick is to know how to recognize it.
Quote #26755
I love my past. I love my present. I’m not ashamed of what I’ve...
Quote #6793
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #24776
You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.
Quote #14502
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #25707
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #28907
Your children need your presence more than your presents.
Quote #10617
The worst sin – perhaps the only sin – passion can commit, is to...
Quote #23786
I am long on ideas, but short on time. I only expect to live...