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If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and...
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No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them...
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When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that...
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At college age, you can tell who is best at taking tests and going...
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A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.
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Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure...
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How dreadful knowledge of the truth can be When there’s no help in truth
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Most joyful the Poet be;It is through him that all men see.
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If a rhinoceros were to enter this resteraunt now, there is no denying he...
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A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.