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Go ahead, make my day.
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Few things are impossible to diligence and skill. Great works are performed not by...
Quote #14250
Justice cannot be for one side alone, but must be for both.
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A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he...
Quote #15601
Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.
Quote #23501
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork.
Quote #2018
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
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The beauty of daylight-saving time is that it just makes everyone feel sunnier.
Quote #2458
Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female....