Quote #20152
The politician is … trained in the art of inexactitude. His words tend to...
Quote #30053
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
Quote #31452
Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age, and...
Quote #34784
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #24482
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
Quote #6163
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a- bitch.
Quote #30668
We have no right to assume that any physical laws exist, or if they...
Quote #15823
No entertainment is so cheap as reading, nor any pleasure so lasting.
Quote #32594
God save me from my friends. I can protect myself from my enemies.
Quote #30704
Human beings are perhaps never more frightening than when they are convinced beyond doubt...