Quote #18272
Rules only make sense if they are both kept and broken. Breaking the rule...
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If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...
Quote #20823
Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not...
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He had a heart that could have held the empire of the world; and,...
Quote #4847
I would fain die a dry death.
Quote #3722
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to...
Quote #27922
Just because you’re miserable doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy your life.
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Have you ever taken something out of the clothes hamper because it had become,...
Quote #9965
Where you tend a rose, my lad, a thistle may not grow.
Quote #21579
There’s no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can’t do...