Quote #5696
We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.
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I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...
Quote #19141
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
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My candle burns at both ends It will not last the night But ah,...
Quote #28254
I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while...
Quote #17934
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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I am prepared to meet anyone, but whether anyone is prepared for the great...
Quote #23944
Nature provides exceptions to every rule.
Quote #16613
Presidents quickly realize that while a single act might destroy the world they live...