Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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I’m perplexed when people adopt the modish abbreviation Ms., which doesn’t abbreviate anything except...
Quote #28505
A gentle word is never lost…It cheers the heart when sorrow-tossed, And lulls the...
Quote #26376
One of the self-authenticating truths which we come at last to acknowledge is this...
Quote #23289
Anyone who refuses to speak out off campus does not deserve to be listened...
Quote #31703
You are looking as fresh as paint.
Quote #30051
When you take stuff from one writer it’s plagiarism but when you take it...
Quote #10454
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns...
Quote #15032
Liberty has restraints but no frontiers.
Quote #2852
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...