Quote #22277
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I...
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The best an American can look forward to is the lonely pleasure of one...
Quote #28598
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
Quote #2203
There is no glory in otustripping donkeys.
Quote #11295
And all who told it added something new, And all who heard it made...
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When we got into office, the thing that surprised me the most was that...
Quote #18299
We are all failures–at least, the best of us are.
Quote #19859
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
Quote #11635
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one...