Quote #939
Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.
Quote #3423
The charity that hastens to proclaim its good deeds, ceases to be charity, and...
Quote #29908
Money is a poor man’s credit card.
Quote #21872
He that first cries out stop thief, is often he that has stolen the...
Quote #7657
Praising what is lost makes the remembrance dear.
Quote #28356
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #14378
By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote. In fact, it is...
Quote #23989
Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty...
Quote #2654
How to win a case in court: If the law is on your side,...
Quote #8375
Today my spirit is going to school while my body stays in bed.