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I do not fear computers. I fear lack of them.
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My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m...
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When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn’t the...
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The wheel of fortune turns round incessantly, and who can say to himself, I...
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The world loves to be deceived.
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The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A...