Quote #4072
What we do is less than a drop in the ocean. But if it...
Quote #2001
God is dead, but fifty thousand social workers have risen to take his place.
Quote #28250
If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
Quote #29263
If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.
Quote #26509
An American is a man with two arms and four wheels.
Quote #28320
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...
Quote #14186
Laws do not persuade just because they threaten.
Quote #12330
Good and evil, reward and punishment, are the only motives to a rational creature:...
Quote #15242
Human nature is not of itself vicious.
Quote #8629
The Christian does not consider death to be the end of his life, but...