Quote #1103
War is a matter of vital importance to the State; the province of life...
Quote #25254
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #11803
The world is my lobster.
Quote #2462
The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that carries any reward.
Quote #24863
Musically, I always allow myself to jump off of cliffs. At least that’s what...
Quote #32563
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army...
Quote #6271
Underpromise; overdeliver.
Quote #8258
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
Quote #29439
Perpetual inspiration is as necessary to the life of goodness, holiness and happiness as...
Quote #15528
The three most important parts a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his...