Quote #2691
Divorces are made in heaven.
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What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
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Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you’ve got it, you’ve lost...
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It is better to give than to lend and it costs about the same.
Quote #32721
A laugh is a smile that bursts.
Quote #15979
Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind.
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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
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My life is a simple thing that would interest no one. It is a...
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Remind me to write an article on the compulsive reading of news. The theme...
Quote #27913
When someone does something good, applaud You will make two people happy.