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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
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If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the...
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One cool judgment is worth a thousand hasty councils. The thing is to supply...
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We ought not be over anxious to encourage innovation, in case of doubtful improvement,...
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come...
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Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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Whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends [life, liberty, and the...
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When one buys some of my artwork I hope it is because they will...
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I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like and...
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You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.