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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with...
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There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three...
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Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
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Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.
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Trouble is part of your life, and if you don’t share it, you don’t...
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The only man who never makes mistakes is the man who never does anything.
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Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can’t you go home Aren’t you good...
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If you are not happy here and now, you never will be.
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Anyone with more than 365 pair of shoes is a pig.