Quote #1985
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
Quote #25650
Those who marry to escape something usually find something else.
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #22277
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
Quote #33070
Once lead this people into war and they will forget there ever was such...
Quote #21876
A merely fallen enemy may rise again, but the reconciled one is truly vanquished.
Quote #1988
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
Quote #3101
I hate the pollyanna pest who says that all is for the best.
Quote #3584
The friendly cow all red and white, I love with all my heart: She...
Quote #21706
Friends have all things in common.