Quote #32183
The more you seek security, the less of it you have. But the more...
Quote #29133
My father didn’t tell me how to live he lived, and let me watch...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #31400
Values are tapes we play on the Walkman of the mind any tune we...
Quote #11031
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Quote #3179
There ought to be a room in every house to swear in.
Quote #20672
Man’s main task in life is to give birth to himself, to become what...
Quote #11697
What one has not experienced, one will never understand in print.
Quote #118
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
Quote #2910
To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.