Quote #1057
The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far...
Quote #16532
From my close observation of writers…they fall into two groups 1) those who bleed...
Quote #19337
The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation. I never yet talked to...
Quote #26717
That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres — two doubles and a...
Quote #234
Life is too short for traffic.
Quote #14608
Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better.
Quote #16568
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
Quote #33435
If you can’t do what you want, do what you can.
Quote #5554
Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...