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If you sit down and don’t see a fish at the table, the fish...
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It is a denial of justice not to stretch out a helping hand to...
Quote #3846
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
Quote #15562
How much time he saves who does not look to see what his neighbor...
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot...
Quote #3895
He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits,...
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A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any...
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Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
Quote #23417
I celebrate myself, and sing myself.