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The shoe that fits one person pinches another there is no recipe for living...
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I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on disk somewhere.
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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with...
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The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of...
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I worry about my child and the Internet all the time, even though she’s...
Quote #778
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.
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Great writing is a submission to a creative force that seems to use the...
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I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good...
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I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then...
Quote #8352
Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people...