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If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
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Diversity the art of thinking independently together.
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To know how to suggest is the art of teaching.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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The Irish are a fair people – they never speak well of one another.
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You defeated me But you won’t defeat me again Because you have grown all...
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By words the mind is winged.
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It is not the literal past that rules us, save, possibly, in a biological...
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Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.
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Happy families are all alike every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.