Quote #3501
The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform.
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If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Quote #23160
When you have completed 95 of your journey you are halfway there.
Quote #29270
All of his saves have come in relief appearances
Quote #1054
The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a...
Quote #28438
When I think back on all the blessings I have been given in my...
Quote #9254
Surely your gladness need not be the less for the thought that you will...
Quote #13215
Why should I buy expensive art when I can make my own.
Quote #392
Things are always darkest just before they go pitch black.
Quote #27111
The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of...