Quote #28250
If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!
Quote #30725
History is littered with the wars which everybody knew would never happen.
Quote #31878
Flattery is all right so long as you don’t inhale.
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Through patience a ruler can be persuaded, and a gentle tongue can break a...
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BASIC – A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who...
Quote #3621
Man has made use of his intelligence, he invented stupidity.
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Reporters thrive on the world’s misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent...
Quote #1757
I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement.
Quote #4577
It is a bad plan that admits of no modification.