Quote #26728
Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
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I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was...
Quote #17912
Our business in this world is not to succeed, but to continue to fail...
Quote #22275
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about...
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A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his...
Quote #3422
Women with pasts interest men… they hope history will repeat itself.
Quote #17565
He also serves who only stands and waits.
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There is only one admirable form of the imagination the imagination that is so...
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The wicked at heart probably know something.
Quote #6221
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.