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Beginning is easy – Continuing is hard.
Quote #12948
Your soul is oftentimes a battlefield, upon which your reason and your judgment wage...
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Harvard doesn’t consider anyone a loss until he dies without a diploma, because they...
Quote #8247
America guarantees equal opportunity, not equal outcome.
Quote #3331
The world belongs to the energetic.
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Blow, blow, thou winter wind Thou art not so unkind, As man’s ingratitude.
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #24404
Death is the only inescapable, unavoidable, sure thing. We are sentenced to die the...
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #11679
Every man is the architect of his own fortune.