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As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so...
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It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats.
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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
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Look at the Justice Department, it’s full of Jews…The lawyers in government are damn...
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Rare is the person who can weigh the faults of others without putting his...
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
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Lloyd Hey, I guess they’re right senior citizens although slow and dangerous behind the...
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Be courteous, be obliging, but don’t give yourself over to be melted down for...
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How a person masters his fate is more important than what his fate is.