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One kernel is felt in a hogshead one drop of water helps to swell...
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The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to...
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We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as...
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The Hollywood tradition I like best is called “sucking up to the stars.”
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If they give you lined paper, write the other way.
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A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other.
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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
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Exploit or get exploited.
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An honest man is the noblest work of God.
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Success in life is measured, most easily, by the number of days that a...