Quote #6378
Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest...
Quote #30951
Fish, to taste good, must swim three times in water, in butter, and in...
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The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it’s so...
Quote #19387
You can search throughout the entire universe for someone who is more deserving of...
Quote #28233
I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised...
Quote #32046
So many men so many questions.
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
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All my children have spoken for themselves since they first learned to speak, and...
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Old houses mended, Cost little less than new before they re ended.
Quote #31235
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.