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When you argue with your inferiors, you convince them of only one thing they...
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I wish our clever young poets would remember my homely definitions of prose and...
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
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One may as well be asleep as to read for anything but to improve...
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Better reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven.
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Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children.
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You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do...
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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“Just as I shall select my ship when I am about to go on...
Quote #34610
From the beginning of our history the country has been afflicted with compromise. It...