Quote #9368
The end result of kindness is that it draws people to you.
Quote #2012
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the...
Quote #32796
My life needs a rewinderase button. – Calvin
Quote #5447
Dig where the gold is?unless you just need some exercise.
Quote #19678
There are three great friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Quote #21448
I thank God for my handicaps, for through them, I have found myself, my...
Quote #27229
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for...
Quote #3991
Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to...
Quote #28158
If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...
Quote #31823
When Paul went to the Jew first, it was not because it seemed that...