Quote #24506
Spare your breath to cool your porridge.
Quote #118
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
Quote #24632
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
Quote #22305
No one can give you better advice than yourself.
Quote #28342
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or...
Quote #26621
A cat will look down to a man. A dog will look up to...
Quote #17958
I count him braver who conquers his desires than him who conquers his enemies...
Quote #21280
Men often oppose a thing merely because they have had no agency in planning...
Quote #22054
I sometimes think we expect too much of Christmas Day. We try to crowd...
Quote #20571
A slight touch of friendly malice and amusement towards those we love keeps our...