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After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say I...
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but...
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You keep changin? the rules and I can?t play the game. I can?t take...
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I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all...
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It is one of the great secrets of life that those things which are...
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Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good.
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Cold If the thermometer had been an inch longer we’d all have frozen to...
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There is one safeguard known generally to the wise, which is an advantage and...
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What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears...