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It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man...
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When in doubt, punt
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Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are...
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I won’t have you electioneering on my doorstep. Every time you get in trouble...
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Never, for fear of feeble man, restrain your witness.
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Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart.
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Sooner or later we all quote our mothers.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #34268
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.