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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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An ounce of blood is worth more than a pound of friendship.
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Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life...
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Anybody who has listened to certain kinds of music, or read certain kinds of...
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The role of the teacher remains the highest calling of a free people. To...
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For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and...
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Whatever else may divide us, Europe is our common home; a common fate has...
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A good storyteller is a person who has a good memory and hopes other...
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Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice...
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Lack of money is the root of all evil.